Posted 8 hours ago

http://bombing.tumblr.com/post/98809267578/uoa-bombing-good-mor-my-name-is-jenny-i

uoa:

bombing:

good mor

My name is Jenny. I am 16 years old and have dark blonde hair. NOW THAT YOU HAVE STARTED READING YOU MAY NOT STOP!! I was murdered July 14th with my fathers shotgun and butcher knife. If you do not post this on 20 other pages i will come to your house in the…

Posted 22 hours ago
yinqors:

mmtki:

2014-04-18

make them president !

yinqors:

mmtki:

2014-04-18

make them president !

Posted 1 day ago
the-best-of-funny:

bcteria:

everything is a lie

X

the-best-of-funny:

bcteria:

everything is a lie

X

(Source: houenn)

Posted 1 day ago
Posted 2 days ago

ohhowlucky:

danteogodofsoup:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.

(Source: timetoputonashow)

Posted 2 days ago
Posted 2 days ago

theguilteaparty:

reindeerplaydate:

forfuturereferenceonly:

kowka:

haraii:

christmas eve what about christmas adam

happy christmas adam to all men’s rights activists

Please stop pestering us with things like this. This has nothing to do with men fighting for their rights. Eve is short for ‘evening’. Please don’t turn activism into a joke. Thanks.

Someone isn’t having a good christmas adam

Christmas Adam: December 23rd. Comes before Christmas Eve and is generally unsatisfying.

(Source: zobb)

Posted 2 days ago
Posted 3 days ago
Posted 3 days ago

real-faker:

virginmarx:

zebablah:

television history

i’ve been trying to explain this sketch to people for years

there is literally no way to explain this sketch it’s just a thing you have to see and even then I’m not sure why it’s so funny

(Source: stupidfuckingquestions)